Church Humor
From Adam Ford, creator of Adam4D.com, A curiously Christian webcomic :
Why doesn't God save everyone?
From the April Fool's Collection of Church Hymnals
From the “Hip, Technologically Emergent Church Hymnal”:
- Be Thou My Version 2.0 (Be Thou My Vision)
- Come Thou Font of Every Texting (Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing)
- Just Save in Word, and I Shall Be Healed (Just Say the Word, and I Shall be Healed)
- Open Our I-Tunes, Lord (Open Our Eyes, Lord)
- How Majestic is Your Domain Name (How Majestic Is Your Name)
- Make Room Within My Hard Drive, God (Make Room Within My Heart, O God)
- In Microsoft I Glory (In the Cross I Glory)
- Novell, Novell! (Noel, Noel!)
- All People That on Earth Use Dell (All People That on Earth Do Dwell)
- Christ the Lord is Verizon Today (Christ the Lord is Risen Today)
- Oh Lord, Can You Hear Me Now? (Oh Lord, Hear My Prayer)
- A Maid Named Grace (Amazing Grace)
- Shall We Gather at the Starbucks (Shall We Gather at the River)
Here is a partial list of titles included in the new Laodicean hymnal: