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From Adam Ford, creator of Adam4D.com, A curiously Christian webcomic :
Why doesn't God save everyone?

 

From the April Fool's Collection of Church Hymnals

From the “Hip, Technologically Emergent Church Hymnal”:

  • Be Thou My Version 2.0 (Be Thou My Vision)
  • Come Thou Font of Every Texting (Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing)
  • Just Save in Word, and I Shall Be Healed (Just Say the Word, and I Shall be Healed)
  • Open Our I-Tunes, Lord (Open Our Eyes, Lord)
  • How Majestic is Your Domain Name (How Majestic Is Your Name)
  • Make Room Within My Hard Drive, God (Make Room Within My Heart, O God)
  • In Microsoft I Glory (In the Cross I Glory)
  • Novell, Novell!  (Noel, Noel!)
  • All People That on Earth Use Dell (All People That on Earth Do Dwell)
  • Christ the Lord is Verizon Today (Christ the Lord is Risen Today)
  • Oh Lord, Can You Hear Me Now?  (Oh Lord, Hear My Prayer)
  • A Maid Named Grace (Amazing Grace)
  • Shall We Gather at the Starbucks (Shall We Gather at the River)

Here is a partial list of titles included in the new Laodicean hymnal:

 

  • Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness
  • A Comfortable Mattress Is Our God
  • All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name!
  • Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
  • Be Thou My Hobby
  • Blest Be the Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style
  • Go Tell it on the Speed Bump
  • He's Quite a Bit to Me
  • I Lay My Inappropriate Behaviours on Jesus
  • I Love to Talk about Telling the Story
  • I Surrender Some
  • I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives
  • It Is My Secret What God Can Do
  • Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee
  • Just as I Pretend to Be
  • Just as I Am, with Lots of Excuses
  • Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word
  • My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much
  • My Faith Looks Around for Thee
  • O, God, Our Enabler in Ages past
  • Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
  • Oh, How I like Jesus
  • Onward, Christian Reservists
  • Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
  • Praise God from Whom All Affirmations Flow
  • Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord Is Come
  • Sit Up, Sit up for Jesus
  • Special, Special, Special
  • Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere near Me
  • Spirit of God, Descend upon Their Hearts
  • Take My Life and Let Me Be
  • There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
  • There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings
  • We Are Milling Around in the Light of God
  • What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
  • When Peace, like a Trickle
  • When the Saints Go Sneaking in
  • Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

Tip of the hat to the TitusOneNine blog.

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